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stuff n' stuff [May. 15th, 2006|01:44 am]
[Current Location |in my dad's garage for the last night]
[mood |pessimisticpessimistic]
[music |Sunday Bloody Sunday - U2]

put my two weeks in at Publix today. moving out of the parents house tomorrow. I have a real job where I make a looot of money. could it be that i'm FINALLY getting my life together? The sad part is, good things are happening to me and I can think about is when it's gonna come crashing down. but by god, i'm making 2000 dollars a month! may not sound like much, i made 800 a month at publix. god, what will I do with all the money? I think I'll get a pony
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movin out [May. 10th, 2006|02:55 pm]
so for the first time, in my life, i'm moving out of my parent's cocoon. I found a room for rent in Ft. Lauderdale and I move in on Monday. You must all come visit and hang out, my roomies seem really cool and it should be good times.
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(no subject) [Mar. 3rd, 2006|03:26 am]
[mood |snarky]
[music |Idiot Son Of An Asshole - George W. Bush]

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer : Ten

1. One to deny that the lightbulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb they
are for darkness.

5. One to give a billion dollar no bid contract to Halliburton for a new lightbulb.

6. One to arrange a photographer of Bush dressed as a janitor standing on a step ladder
under a huge banner:' Lightbulb change Accomplished !"

7. One administration insider to resign and write about documenting in detail how
Bush was literally in the dark.

8. One to viciously smear number 7.

9 One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong
lightbulb changing policy all along.

10. And finally one to confuse the American people about the difference between screwing
a lightbulb and screwing the country
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(no subject) [Feb. 22nd, 2006|03:37 am]
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Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||| 16%
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Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
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Vanity |||||| 23%
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(no subject) [Feb. 7th, 2006|03:51 am]
Today is my birthday. I'm 22. It's also Ashton Kutcher's birthday. I'm really not sure what to make of that.
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Our lovely government [Feb. 1st, 2006|08:20 am]
[mood |crushedcrushed]

Cindy Sheehan was arrested yesterday at the State Of The Union address(from which she was invited to by a congresswoman) for wearing a shirt with an anti-war slogan. Let me repeat myself. An American Citizen, was ARRESTED, for words. Ladies and Gentleman, that's the ball game. We now live in a police state. Welcome to China. I never thought this would happen, but I give up. I've lost hope. The fascists have taken over. My 1st response is to flee to Canada, but they just hijacked that country as well. We have some darrrrk times ahead of us, folks. Best just enjoy the ride.
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(no subject) [Dec. 31st, 2005|10:32 am]
My dad is the greatest dad on earth. Why?, you may ask yourself. He got me a TiVo for xmas. a 40-hour TiVo with the 1st 12 months paid for. My dad is better than yours.
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(no subject) [Nov. 24th, 2005|02:03 pm]
[mood |proud]

I am very proud of my 15 year old sister right now. I was looking at her myspace profile and i saw that she listed herself as an agnostic. I argue with my sister a lot so I don't really get to talk about deep things with her much. I'm just very glad that my sister is smart enough to question authority. My little sister is a liberal agnostic....just like her big brother! :)
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(no subject) [Nov. 12th, 2005|04:03 pm]
i never update this thing anymore. I just wanted to say HA HA!!! Nobody likes Bush anymore! The country is finally waking up and seeing everything I've known for the past 5 years! I only wish this would have happened about a year earlier.
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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2005|02:31 am]
One thing that really boggles my mind is how ANYBODY can look at Bush and not say "Gee, he's a bad president". Is it because I don't have the religon blinders on me? Is that how I can see the truth?
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